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[sunflowersunday]

[SIRENS GOING OFF HOLY FUCK IT'S GO TIME.

IT'S GO TIME.

RUSSIA IS MAKING A BREAK FOR THE DOOR HE WILL BE THE FIRST ONE ON MARS FUCK YOU BITCHES HE DOESN'T NEED A SPACE SUIT HIS HEART IS SAFE IN A BOTTLE HE IS A DEMON LONG DEAD WITH NOTHING ELSE TO LOSE.

So yes. Running down the hall to the main doors to claim Mars for the Motherland.]

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[sunflowersunday.livejournal.com]

[You look good in red, America :>

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Anyway. Russia, bottle in one hand and heart in the other, is having trouble stabbing the other country. America may have ridiculous strength, but Russia is one pissed off panda and would like nothing more to have some glass lodged in America's throat at the moment.]

It was in there so it could heal from the damage you inflicted on it in the first place!

[He's paying more attention to stabbing America than keeping his own heart safe. Goes to show Russia's priorities.]

[idkmybfftony.livejournal.com]

[AHHHHHHDJGHJKFDHGJKFD NO. MY JACKET IS FINE WITH THAT FRESH CRISP LEATHER LOOK. AND THE NICE WHITE 50 ON THE BACK KTHX. Stop being such a creepyfuck, seriously.

And America's not making it any easier for Russia to stab him in the jugular. Keep the glass out of his neck, kthx.]

Vodka doesn't heal anything!

[Modern science shows that that doesn't work, stupid commie. Still fighting. Obviously he doesn't give a crap about Russia's stupid heart. He just wants Russia off.]

[sunflowersunday.livejournal.com]

[STOP BEING SUCH A RACIST, AMERICA. JUST BECAUSE SOMEONE IS RED DOES NOT MAKE THEM BENEATH YOU. JACKSON WAS A BITCH.]

So little you know!

[Modern science also says someone can not live with their heart out of their chest, stupid capitalist. Unfortunately, Russia's trying so desperately to stab America that, amidst the fighting, he forgets that he's holding his heart, which falls out of his hand.

And rolls away.

Russia immediately stops, watching in horror as his heart rolls towards the opening of a cavern. It seems like life is in slow motion as it reaches the rim. Luckily for America, he abandons the bottle and makes a dive for the heart.

He's about a fraction of a second too late.]



[Poor Russia looks so distraught. He's on the edge of the hole lying flat on the ground, reaching as far down as his arm will go.]