[voice; action]
Oct. 24th, 2009 11:16 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
sunflowersunday[Russia's voice is as pleasant as ever, but... there is a hint of strain behind it. Almost like he's actively trying to keep his voice cheerful. None should ever take that as a good sign.]
So many disappearances. None that I actively sanctioned.
But it is so good that people are so kind to new arrivals! Sheltering them, even when there are plenty of rooms to go around. Especially my sister.
[Russia's voice drops to the SCARIEST FUCKING RASP OF YOUR GODDAMN LIFE. NO REALLY. LISTEN TO THIS DEMONIC KOLKOLKOL SHIT.]
Especially my sister.
[He just leaves it at that. Brb bugging Belarus/Tony's room.]
So many disappearances. None that I actively sanctioned.
But it is so good that people are so kind to new arrivals! Sheltering them, even when there are plenty of rooms to go around. Especially my sister.
[Russia's voice drops to the SCARIEST FUCKING RASP OF YOUR GODDAMN LIFE. NO REALLY. LISTEN TO THIS DEMONIC KOLKOLKOL SHIT.]
Especially my sister.
[He just leaves it at that. Brb bugging Belarus/Tony's room.]
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[action; aka NOBODY WANTS TO HEAR YOUR PINKO SONG GTFO]
Date: 2009-10-25 03:29 am (UTC)Mostly because there's a
fatnation already in the room, on his back under a desk, hard at work and distracted by screwing something in place. Totally unaware of the fact that aeven more obesewhale showed up.He might be humming 'Invincible' by Pat Benetar.]
[action; aka I SOUND ADORABLE, YOU NASALLY FUCK]
Date: 2009-10-25 03:37 am (UTC)So that he can check the window for a way to keep it unlocked/build a trap door under the bed to get to the room.Without knocking, he pokes his head in to see if Belarus is around. If she is, he'll merely write off his intrusion as a friendly visit. If Tony's there... well. He's very resourceful at disposing of bodies.What he doesn't expect is america.
So Russia just kinda throws the door open. He is in NO GODDAMN MOOD for you right now.]
Get out.
[action; aka YOU SOUND LIKE WHAT SATAN WOULD WITH A PIPE UP HIS ASS]
Date: 2009-10-25 03:41 am (UTC)Two? What is Russia doing here? For a moment he thinks he has the wrong room.
tl;dr Russia slamming open the door startles him and he jumps up in surprise, his forehead heroically thwacking against the underside of the desk he was working on.]
Ow, fuck! What the hell, Russia?!
[Because it's totally normal for him to be in your sister's room.]
[action; aka YOU SOUND LIKE FRAN DRESCHER IF SHE UNDERWENT SEX CHANGE]
Date: 2009-10-25 03:54 am (UTC)just like he bugged his present to you in the 40s muahahaha.He draws a revolver from the depths of his coat and aims at America. For once, he isn't smiling.]
This is my sister's room. Explain yourself.
[He doesn't add "get out" again because he's pretty much settled on either tossing you out ala the croquet match or shooting you. Whichever works.]
[action; aka YOU SOUND LIKE ELMO WOULD IF HIS SOUL WAS REMOVED BY EDWARD CULLEN]
Date: 2009-10-25 04:10 am (UTC)Hint: It's not the coat, try the big fucking pipe he carries all the timestop bugging my shit Russia wtf and just let me reform youHe stops rubbing his forehead and kind of blinks up at Russia. Well, mainly his gun.]
...I'm fixing something for her. [He lies, outright, and Russia can probably tell, though.. after the initial shock of Russia's entrance, America's not visibly scared of him. He's seen the state Russia eventually becomes, and that somehow makes him feel even more obnoxiously confident than normal. Of course. Because he's the
goddamn Batmanhero, and a lot stronger than he was back during the Cold War.Still, he tenses a bit, slowly shifting his weight forward in case he needs to move quickly. He tries not to look too annoyed, as Russia showing up really fucks with his own plans.]
What are you doing here?
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Date: 2009-10-25 06:21 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-10-25 07:36 am (UTC)Can I help you?
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Date: 2009-10-25 06:44 am (UTC)I'm sure she will be safe there.
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Date: 2009-10-25 07:20 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-10-25 07:34 am (UTC)I am. Belarus is my sister. "Family" has different meanings for us. Belarus, Ukraine, and I share a common history, bloodlines, and culture. We are, in that manner, "siblings".
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Date: 2009-10-25 08:19 am (UTC)...Do you have siblings?
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Date: 2009-10-25 08:18 am (UTC)E-ehhhh......
W-well, I didn't really suggest it, she sort of misinterpreted it, and... ahh--
Fuck--!! Aghh, she never mentioned that this obnoxious bastard was her brother!![strikes are hackable because he is crap at making things private]
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Date: 2009-10-25 09:21 am (UTC)Private
Date: 2009-10-25 09:36 am (UTC)Uhhh, thanks--I might take you up on that.
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Date: 2009-10-25 09:54 am (UTC)Be careful.
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Date: 2009-10-26 06:16 am (UTC)[Totes working on hacking that, but it's going to take a while :|]
KOLKOLKOL THAT IS SOME SCARY SHIT
Date: 2009-10-26 08:03 am (UTC)Ahh--no--of course not!!
HE DOES IT AGAIN LATER IN THE SONG. IT'S TERRIFYING.
Date: 2009-10-27 01:10 am (UTC)Though... all things considered, this is very good news for you. If you do not like her, your stay with her will be temporary.
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